Playing Mother
uncomfortablepantsincorporated:
>Go outside for the first time
>Run into a Hippie
>Hippie USEd BULLHORN
>”Your Mother is calling!”
>But Ninten wasn’t convinced
>This made Ninten angry!
>Offense increased by 13!
>Smaaaash! Ninten’s attack did 39 damage!
Moral: Don’t pretend you know shit bout Ninten’s mom.